6 cops just came into our sports bar. I assume they’re here to arrest whoever broke that bottle of Drakkar Noir in the ladies room.
I'll Tumbl 4 Ya.
Look! It's Aubrey, Ubiquitous.
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2009-11-07
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UNC homecoming game vs. those Duke motherfuckers. See also: Forthcoming Tweets will be laden with profanity.
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A mixture of spot-on intuition & Occam’s Razor has served me well over the years. And right now, I don’t like what either one is telling me.
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Was just rudely awakened by the jackhammering. Sadly, that’s not a euphemism.
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2009-11-06
I find myself angry at my parents who made me listen to LiteRock 106.5 & didn’t expose me to enough DEVO at a young age.
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I <3 videochat. Told my friend’s Gramps that he’s handsome. His response? “Watch out for those Int’l gals. They have a boy in every port.”
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The National - About Today (live) from "The Virginia EP"
My favorite version of one of my favorite songs. 8:25 minutes of pure, unadulterated…
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This is why I love my friends. Sage advice: “Moving on consists of three ingredients: amnesia, time, and rebound sex.”
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Finally, a night of sleep that didn’t leave me waking up more tired than when I went to bed. Declaring this a major victory.
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2009-11-05
At Muir Beach for Guy Fawkes night bonfire. Bagpiper just started playing. About to burn the Guy effigy: http://yfrog.com/7c8djj
