February 2011
…with a seatbelt extender. And a nearly-deaf hubby. She’s screaming at him. God bless, I’m choosing to be excited for their first big trip
And now they moved the screaming baby to the bulkhead row in front of me. #HowManyAmbienAreTooMany #DontCareIfWineIsntFreeAmSoBuyingSomeNow
I am about to do some serious damage at Athleta. Is it bad that my most stylish clothes are for Pilates?
I want to own this print of @The_National by Josh Sanseri. And yet, I do not. Yet. http://instagr.am/p/BbFIc/
Rest of the country, sorry to be a jackass but it’s shorts/sundress weather in SF today. On Feb 5th. Delighted by this occurrence!
Break out the party (sweat)pants, this night is gettin WILD! Moved on from canned corn to Trader Joes frozen mini tacos. #HotnessInMyFreezer
Just had the best meal I can remember at Thermidor. Company wasn’t too bad either! @ryanvance @dlprager @therealjoshcook & Mari. #Fauxmance
Well hell, now I can’t tell if y’all think I should cut bangs or are just amusing yourselves by telling me to bang. #MyOwnDamnFault
Pre Happy Houring, with Bubbly, of course. @ Candybar http://instagr.am/p/BW7kW/
Heading to Sydney in less than a week. Haven’t been in a few years; what restaurants do I need to try? Places I can’t miss? cc: @jsonego
Any night that involves @owenbrainard @ryanvance & cocktails is sure to be a stories redacted sort o’ night. And it begins…
At the theatre. To see an actual movie. An Oscar-nominated one at that. And no, this isn’t an SOS in code…am not kidnapped. #BlueValentine
Finally something to help solve our horrible parking issue in our neighborhood. I should have THOUGHT of this app! http://www.parkcirca.com/
January 2011
Trying my best not to live-Tweet the #SAG Awards. BUT. Hillary Swank’s dress is a bad color & Clare Danes needs blotting paper. #OopsIFailed
My favorite app for texting friends overseas (for free): Whatsapp (@whatsappinc). Seriously awesome - instant + photos. Thx, @mr_Skene!
Baby shower weekend. Am the only single girl here. Discovered that I lose at husband/baby procurement but definitely win at libido. #TMI
Watching UNC annihilate NC State in basketball. While IN North Carolina. Only thing missing is a Blue Cup & some Bojangles. Go Heels!!
Off to Charlotte for the weekend w/my college roomies. Celebrating a forthcoming bundle o’ joy but feeling guilty; @Lilabelle turns 6 today!
It’s here (and with three days to spare!) My January 2011 Mix - ENJOY! http://aubs.me/hre0BX
bittersweet between my teeth: Aubs' January 2011... →
Am not one to pass along stupid cat videos, but holy mother of awesome, this had me in tears with laughter. http://aubs.me/h9QGGM
RT @eitan: obama just gave a shoutout to the internet!!!! i live there!
Had a delectable lunch with @jshugars. (And the food was pretty good too.) Miss that guy…so good to catch up! <3
Then again, the SIGNIFICANT things - the stuff that truly matters - are going pretty well. So, equilibrium reachieved. #MoreToComeREALLYSoon
And I spelled ‘Eric’ wrong! “@benparr: 8 of the Twitterverse’s Best Name Ideas for Eric Schmidt’s Rumored TV Show: http://on.mash.to/gncOVV”
Perfect day in San Francisco. #NoFilter @ Alamo Square http://instagr.am/p/BLMZE/
It’s days like this when I’m so glad I decided to stay. @ Crissy Field http://instagr.am/p/BLTEX/
Swizz Beatz looks a hell of a lot like the lead singer from Digital Underground. Keep waiting for him to launch into “Humpty Dance”
Proof that ToonPaint makes everything better: New version of me kicking the hell outta Tom last night. http://instagr.am/p/BKD6x/
If you’re squinting one eye & trying to focus the other on your Twitter iPhone app, methinks there should be a “GO TO SLEEP” autoreply here.
Math breaks my brain! RT: @shervin: Try adding your age you will be this year and the last 2 digits of your birth year…111. #brainexplodes
Just ran (hobbled on my bum knee) to catch a taxi; 2 drove by even with their lights on. FAIL. Called @Uber, they were here in 3 mins. WIN!
Related: I have a feeling I’m going to be in rare form today. Y’all have been forewarned.
Overheard: “Deer never learned how to milk a cow. But it would be rad if they did.” “I’d rather see a primate milking a goat, actually.”
I hereby nominate him - yes HIM - for the best outfit of the day. http://instagr.am/p/7NbI/
When one is trying to flip the tri-tip whilst lounging in the hot tub, one should watch her proximity to the grill. #SoNotAEuphemism
First day out! (Also, Instagramming from a cracked iPhone. Sad.) @ Squaw Valley Ski Resort http://instagr.am/p/68Ku/
On the bright side: at least I didn’t drop it in my jacuzzi tub. As I nearly did last night. As to why the phone was there: No Comment.
RT @mbaratz: If an earthquake happens and no one feels it, does it make a sound? well yes, yes it does. on twitter. #science
.@jeffrey Damn. I have heated seats, but no cold weather package. #NotAEuphemism
…which reminded me: I chose to hang with my last boyfriend instead of meeting Ryan Phillippe. Methinks that MAY have been the wrong choice
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