May 2009
So many thanks to @richardbranson & @ariannahuff for participating in this Digg Dialogg. They’re both phenomenal! http://twitpic.com/49bjz
Attention @rickwebb (and anyone else going to Cleveland) - go to Melt for the BEST grilled cheese evar! http://www.meltbarandgrilled.com/
Basically catatonic in my bed, but in that “hot DAMN today was a good day” sort of way. Exhausted but so glad Digg Dialogg went so well…
2 nights in a row with only 3 hrs of sleep have left me with the brain function of plankton. Love being the lowest member of the food chain.
April 2009
Overheard: “His name is Bob? BOB? Oh God. NEVER date a one-syllable named guy. That’s your probelm.”
Overheard, cont.: “James? That’s a good name. BOB? That’s a palindrome!” also: “I can speak Florida! Hi. Would you like some orange juice?”
Another OH: Me: “Smells like poo” [we’re by the men’s room]. Him: “No. That’s not poo. That’s fart. Guys go in their to let loose.” REALLY?
New high point of hecklers: Some dickwad keeps making fun of @dtrinh for having glasses shouting “You can SEE!” Wow. What an insult.
Needing to go to bed. Badly. Still working. Giants game was a success - thx everyone for coming, apologies for being a total stresscase. :(
Overheard: “Why do you hate Florida?” “3 Reasons: Alligators. Orange juice. And they have hanging chads.” “Fair enough.”
Few open tickets still available for tonight’s Giants game. D Me if interested!
Overheard: “What happened?” “Well, he hit it through the second base dude and then he fumbled.”
Just finished the Digg Dialogg from the inaugural Virgin America flight from SFO-SNA. Can’t wait for it to go live - he gave GREAT answers!
About to watch @dlprager be spray tanned. I am SO not shitting you. He asked for the extra sparkle package.
Arianna Huffington & Richard Branson prepping for the Digg Dialogg live from a Virgin America flight http://twitpic.com/48883
RT @digg: Live stream from 35k ft right now! Ariana Huffington interviews Sir Richard Branson aboard Virgin America http://digg.com/u11drn
Richard Branson just came down the elevator to “Secret Agent Man” in Hawaiian shorts, surfboard & bare feet. Hi, rockstar!
Finalizing details for today’s Digg Dialogg. Which bears the question: what DOES one wear to cavort w/the Desperate Housewives of the OC?
Off to acupuncture then a Westlake High School reunion w/@heyzehe & Trisha. This is an exclusive reunion as we are the only ones attending.
Can’t believe how belated in the day this is, but a super fantastic Happiest of Birthdays to @kelly_hansen! We’ll celebrate tomorrow again!
I believe today may be a breakfast burrito kind of morning. And really, who am I to disagree?
Yet another night where I’m going to kill @kevinrose. Just another Sunday here in SF!
Have had the lovliest, unplanned weekend in a long time, incl. a quality neighborhood afternoon w/@Maggie. Maybe I shouldn’t plan more often
RT @morganholzer: Did we #savechuck yet? Zach Levi’s doing his part: http://bit.ly/if7cc (BTW, I’m totally in love with Zach Levi…SWOON)
OOH! Flights to SF are 50% off on Southwest if you book today. Who wants to come visit moi? http://bit.ly/lmoQO
Strong earthquake felt in Mexico City →
MEXICO CITY A powerful earthquake has rocked tall buildings in Mexico capital sending office workers down stairways into the streets.
Tataki Sushi is my new BFF. And it’s green! They use sustainable practices getting their fish. Yum w/a conscience! http://twitpic.com/40rfr
Tried to be humane & not kill a spider (grab him & put him outside instead) only I missed & now there’s an errant spider by/in my bed. EEK!
I feel like I should hold my friends to a new texting standard so their ramblings are worthy for www.textsfromlastnight.com. Debauch away!
Hi San Francisco, I owe you an apology. Remember all that bitching about it being too hot? I was clearly off my meds. Please bring it back.
OMG, FLAMING SUSHI! Soooo tasty. Tataki, I’m about to get on bended knee for you. If I was a dude, I mean. http://twitpic.com/40wnd
Just heard my amazingly talented friend @JellyD sing on the latest Comcast commercial. (It’s the one with the dude in his apt.) Yay, Andrew!
A pic of another one of the puppies (there are 3 but couldn’t get them to sit still together.) #OMGILovePuppies http://twitpic.com/404no
My landlord’s dog had puppies. So now, I’m stalking the backyard to make Lila Belle play with them. So. Cute. http://twitpic.com/404g3
Dreamed I was vacationing w/the Obamas. Strange part wasn’t that Malia was my BFF, but that I didn’t mind being in a bikini in the tabloids.
Gorgeous morning walk/jog with @lilabelle through Golden Gate Park before a neighborhood brunch & other adventures. Love this Sunday so far!
Every 30 seconds a child dies from Malaria-We can help stop this now. Nets save lives. PLEASE Support World Malaria Day http://bit.ly/30Io8
RT @laughingsquid amazing pianist @eleww is performing at @dnalounge legal defense fund benefit tonight- Free to attend! http://bit.ly/7QIEa
Happy happy birthday, @mvanhorn!
You know you need to change your outfit when you find yourself asking “Do I look like a tranny in this?”
Apparently our taxi driver is a NYC expat as he’s exhibiting the trademark “Get Aubs Carsick move.” Roll down the window NOW. Someone.
Moment of clarity: you know you should stop hooking up with someone if you’d be embarrased bringing them to a cultured event w/your friends.
Have been sent this site from no less than four people who think my own contributions must be on it: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ HA!
Hate feeling ill. Hoping the noodles I’m about to procure fix that ailment.
The power of awesome in this bar keeps going up exponentially. I credit that all to @heyzehe’s hotness & fabulous appeal.
Apologies for non-SFers. We’re at Blur for a few more mins - Hemmy next! Or come here to celebrate Jason’s Bday first!
Last douchey update (sorry peeps): Hemmy NOW! Aaaannnddd…break!
Ok, so The Decemberists’ new album that I have been describing as a ‘Rock Opera of Crap’ is slightly more tolerable one song at a time.
Anyone know the presale password for Ray Lamontagne’s show in LA on July 12 at Hollywood Bowl? D or @ me if so…watch out, LA, I’m comin’!
This makes me want to give better text. And as many of you can attest, I give damned good text already. http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/