June 2009
Home in OH remembering that no matter how far you go or stray from home, it’s/they’re always here for you even if you share different views
I’m now being chastised for being Liberal on a patio full of my Republican elders. At least they provide good wine while telling me I’m dumb
Oh Dear Lord. I just “That what she said”-ed my Mom when she said “Who’s got wood? I’ll come & get it!” http://yfrog.com/5eqcfj
Overheard: “You can only fly out of England once unless you’re Sean Penn & want to give Castro a blowjob.”
Finished home-cooked dinner with family, friends, dogs and a 1985 Cab that puts basically everything else to shame. I SO needed this weekend
…and now there’s a Cabernet-fueled uprising against the neighbor who’s cutting the grass at 9:20pm. God, I wish I had my FlipCam for this
May 2009
And in very high school-typical behavior, I had to crash at my friend’s house - as did a few people - courtesy of shots & the game LRC. Oy.
And now I’m going to take my alcohol-soaked self to my backyard to lay in the sun. Revisiting my teen years this wknd is just what I needed!
Rollin’ in my Mom’s car to my HS friend’s BBQ & Ice Ice Baby & Hip hop Hurrah just came on. Feeling very teen. Maybe I’ll make out in a car
Spent the day with my extended “family” (no blood relation, but those who I hold closest to my heart) & now off to a BBQ with old friends.
It’s a rare day that I spend any time doing anything girlie, so I’m making up for years of withdrawal. http://yfrog.com/12rjqgj
This is who I slept with last night. Pretty cute, huh? http://yfrog.com/1346377386j
OMG! My Mom: “I was gonna drunk dial him but I’m sober” Me: “That’s called a booty call, btw” Her: “No, that’s if you want to do the NASTY.”
Asked my Mom for a night light. Apparently living in SF makes suburban existence WAY too dark & quiet. Next request: drunk revelers & horns!
Am w/my Mom & extended family - from the other end of the restaurant heard my Mom exclaim “SHIT!” What’s that you say about apples & trees?
No matter how much I travel, it never gets any easier leaving my pets. That forlorn look in @lilabelle’s eye shatters my heart every time.
Full day, including a homecooked meal for my friend’s belated BDay. It’s the month of @JellyD, y’all! Take note - Month of @aubs starts Mon!
…and now, to bed. I’m (over) packed and ready for my 12-Day BiCoastal birthday sojourn. First stop: lovely Cleveland, Ohio!
Today’s goal: pack for 2 climates, 12 days, 4 fancy events, 3000+ person work event in a carryon ONLY. I can do this…or else there’s FedEx
Never thought I’d want to be part of a band (OK, hot dude band) or go HipHop bowling. This has changed http://bit.ly/5V2mh Thx, @NeedForReed
11:27 &checking Twitter for the 1st time today. Had a great ladies’ night, now making packing lists. T-29 hrs ‘til I leave for 12 days. Aak!
In decidedly un-Gubernatorial news, I think I just saw a dog wearing assless chaps.
The Governator rockin' combat boots with the State... →
Can’t decide if the highlight of today was being yelled at by Gov. Schwarzenegger or the fact he wore combat boots w/the State seal on them.
Watching Governor Schwarzenegger talk about his favorite nickname live on our Digg Dialogg: http://yfrog.com/0hz87bj
What does one wear to interview the Governator? Somehow I doubt my oversized Georgetown tee & threadbare sweat pants are gonna make the cut.
We’re interviewing Gov. Schwarzenegger today! Like how I can spell that? It’s the added perk of writing it NINE HUNDRED TIMES in our copy.
Was given advice to actively concentrate on exhaling. So if you see me sighing a lot, there’s now only a 50% chance I’m exasperated w/you.
My work/life balance is precariously leaning towards the former. Thank GOD I had a wknd that over-compensated for the latter. Deep breaths.
The Morning Benders – 1940 (submarines cover) →
BEYOND honored to be featured by @Maggie on MightyGirl.com. She’s SO talented http://bit.ly/fd5ue
This “wide awake at 6:30 with nerves” bullshit has GOT to stop. Yet still not sure how I’ll get it all done between now & Friday. Stressing!
Other #3WordsAfterSex include: “Halle Fucking Lujah!”, “Who’s Your Daddy?”, “What’s your name?”,”Really? Uhh, REALLY?!?” & “Yep! I’m bendy!”
TOTALLY want to weigh in on the #3WordsAfterSex but too many to choose between. “Maybe next time…” is narrowly beating out “Told you so!”
Maxin' & Relaxin' →
Spent Mem Day w/gals I adore doing what we do best. Now home relaxing in my comfiest tee & side ponytail http://yfrog.com/11vy7j
Overheard: “I want Botox in my heart. I’m Twittering that. Hold on…I’m not. I don’t need that…I don’t HAVE a heart.” -@daisysf
Overheard: “For every beautiful girl, there’s a guy out there who’s sick of fucking her.” -@Meredithh
Holy hell. REALLY? I may as well resurrect Hypercolor tees too. http://yfrog.com/0z7gkj
Failing miserably at shopping. This is SO not my forté. What I DO know: Nobody who is emo/shoegazer should EVER cover Endless Love. EVER.
My sentiments exactly: http://yfrog.com/0w5htj
Just tested the theory of “It worked in middle school, it should work now.” For the record, raising your hand at brunch DOES get you Tobasco
Was kidnapped by @daisysf & @meredithh and absconded for brunch. In retaliation, I’m making them go “12 Days in NYC” shopping w/me. FUNTIMES
Car reclaimed from the possible 7am loading zone o’ death. Back to bed for me, & I chastised @lilabelle for not being “a team player”. Huh?
(Basically, my dog has taken up residence mid-Tempurpedic. Which is not allowed. My team-sports pep-talk hasn’t yet worked. Damnit to hell.)
Absolutely blown away by the lack of self-awareness had by a few of my close friends. That, or they’re moonlighting as incredible assholes.
Out with the girl - now woman - I babysat for years ago. So proud of her grace & beauty. And ability to curse like a sailor & drink shots.
This dreary gray weather is strangling any motivation I have to do anything other than watch crappy 90210 reruns. #LongWeekendNoPlansSoBored
Just gave a very reticent @lilabelle a bath. She’s now attempting to dig a hole in my bed to dry off: http://yfrog.com/5gt74j
Enlightening to hear that what I think is a secret is painfully obvious. I don’t just wear my heart on my sleeve, but also on the Internets.