July 2009
LIVE from the Red Carpet: The US Bruno Premiere →
RT @Digg: We partied total crazy! Our special edition of Digg Dialogg with Brüno is live! (No big deal, vassever…) http://diggdialogg.com
In case you can’t get enough Brüno here (http://diggdialogg.com check out my photos & videos from the US Premiere: http://digg.com/u176Lv
Just nearly screamed at a man who was pissing on my car. Only it wasn’t *my* car, it appears to be *his*. He then got in & drove off. SICKO.
The housing rental situation in SF is reminiscent of DC in the late 90’s. Lines at every open house & people come w/checks & credit reports.
June 2009
Bruno Movie: Digg Dialogg: Bruno →
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WatchLive from the Red Carpet: US Premiere of Brüno
*REALLY* not loving being sick right now. I leave for vacation in T-3 days & that’s not going to work. Tea+Rest+Divine Intervention needed.
Uh oh. My quasi-pretend-rockstar lifestyle is catching up with me. Begone, sore throat, begone. No time to be sick!!!
I’ve decided that I’m making progress in my commitmentphobia as I can now give a guy a toothbrush w/o lecturing him that it means nothing.
The only part of being a celebrity that appeals to me is having someone on hand to get me a croissanwich when I want one. Which is now.
I think I just undid all the good effects from my juice cleanse by downing a bowl of EasyMac. But it’s the first time I’ve been hungry so…
Benefits of traveling with “strapping young males” (@jellyd, according to Sacha B Cohen): they hoist your bag into the overhead bin for you
Bummed that @wearephoenix had to cancel tonight’s show, but I had already screwed up that ticket purchase. Psyched to see ‘em here in Sept!
Subtext from that Tweet: if you want to join in our outside gallivanting plan, lemme know. Or if you have better ideas, let me know. Yay sun
Impeccibly beautiful & warm day here in SF. Will be donning my bikini and/or sundress SOMEWHERE. Pacifica? Ocean Beach? A park? Where to go?
Walking to a late brunch with Pete Yorn’s newest album “Back and Fourth” as my soundtrack. It’s equisite & quintessential Yorn awesomeness.
Such a relaxing day. Brunch w/@daisysf, wee bit o’ shopping, picked up @lilabelle from grooming. Up next: BBQ then drinks with [MYOFB]. :)
I love artificial intelligence, especially when it knows my vernacular: http://yfrog.com/0x2rbj
At the VIP afterparty with my Sarahs: Silverman & Chalke.
Holy shit, Bruno’s entrance was amazing. He came in riding on a silver tank mounting the canon barrel. http://yfrog.com/10prsj
My life is surreal. Watching Andrew (@jellyd) be the main Red Carpet interviewer. I’m so proud! http://yfrog.com/8dcffj
Overheard: “Is it really a walk of shame if you text bragging about it?”
Cannot endorse the Bruno movie enough. You ALL must see it on opening day. Brief stint at VIP party now off to locations undisclosed…
Still glowing from a whirlwind day & amazing night. Now last minute prep for my talk at #SocialNetworkingConference at the swanky SLS hotel.
REALLY wishing I had my small USB cable so I could upload the bazillion pics & videos I have from the Bruno premiere last night. Soon…
Sigh. I’d *SO* live in LA if it wasn’t so, well, LA. That, and the driving. At least it’s a quick trip, & I’m back here in 2 weeks!
Why I try not to allow others to be careless with my heart, sometimes I forget and don’t uphold the same requirement to my own self.
Still reeling from the bittersweet reminder that some people are inextricably connected even when they try and deny it. Universe be damned.
That brief moment of whiny self-pity was brought to you by logistically complicated relationships. Moving right along! (With wine in hand.)
My pal @jellyd is reporting LIVE from the Red Carpet premiere of Bruno at 6:45PT. He’s interviewing all the celebs! http://brunocast.com
Opting for the glam look for the Red Carpet for the Bruno premiere http://yfrog.com/0ylu3hj
WOW - I can’t believe Michael Jackson died. *AND* Farrah Fawcett? Today is NOT a good day to be a celeb in LA. Unless you’re Bruno, that is.
Getting ready to do the red carpet walkthrough for Bruno with @jellyd http://yfrog.com/ea664j
Up & ready to go for what will surely be an epic day. (Yes, I’m being intentionally vague…stay tuned, MUCH excitement in the next 12 hrs)
View of the Red Carpet. Only it’s black & gold & says Bruno. http://yfrog.com/1553vj
And with that, an evening full of more @ replies than I do in week, I’m off to bed. Proud to say I overpacked like the undecisive girl I am.
Say what you want about a juice cleanse, but on Day 3, I’m well-rested, had great dreams & an 11pm flash of brilliance to complete my preso!
Anyone know what to wear to a Red Carpet premiere when the main attraction = a faux über-gay Austrian reporter likely wearing gold hotpants?
Hey LA! I’m coming your way! The day after today! Which is tomorrow so yay! Poet? I know it. #OkI’llKindlySTFUNow #JuiceFastMakingMeRetarded
When things are chaotic, I take solace in organizing my linen closet. There has to be a deeper meaning for this but OH! Neatly folded sheets
What’s the point of arriving early if they just make you sit on the Tarmac? And when you REALLY have to pee, to boot? #GetMeOffThisPlane
Also, Happy Birthday to @reelfeed! Looking forward to sloshballing with ya on Sunday!
At SFO WAY too early. Even after a big security breach (someone ran thru security) I’m 30 mins early for boarding. LAX-bound.
…aaannndd I woke up in a great mood singing Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face.” Not sure I can attribute THAT to BlueprintCleanse.com, but I SO am.
Do all you girls know what a great guy @ryan000 is? Well, he is. Or for those of you that like jerks, he can pretend to be an asshole too.
Studying - not reading - US Weekly so I can know who all the stars on the red carpet are. I *swear* this is work-related, but still amusing.
Ok, *this* totally sucks. I LOVE my Clear Card. Sigh - back to being part of the unwashed masses. http://digg.com/u16RC7
Catching up on The Hills. If ever I was to entertain the thought of making out with Brody, ugly slutty hooker Audrina just killed that one.
Anyone else think that Stephanie Pratt looks like Brooke Hogan? And that anyone whose name is “Jayde” is likely a soft-core porn actress?