August 2009
Loving hanging with someone who finds our American traditions novel. Just explained the 7th inning stretch to him.
Let my cat out for the 1st time in his life. Instead, he decided to chill for the 1st time in his life: http://yfrog.com/7hrqxj
Of course, in explaining the 7th inning stretch to him, I said that’s when everyone gets free hookers & coke. God Bless America!
July 2009
I’m barely unpacked & already loving my new house more than I can adequately express. Mainly because I’m too tired to think/speak/type.
Twenty minutes into the move and already I want a burrito and a corona. Or six. Who wants to deliver me one?
Though I’m praising the Lord for color-coded room specific packing tape. I’m surrounded by boxes but at least they’re in the right rooms.
I’ve officially hit my wall. Collapsed on my patio chair in the kitchen, dead tired, and I haven’t even lifted one box. #MovingSucksAss
I’ve reached the point in the move where my organizational strategy is “Fuck it, just throw it in a random box.” #WhiningButNeedToSackUp
And with that, @Tikilala wins the “best roommate” award. One steak burrito on the way! (And a diet coke to make it healthy.)
It’s moving day. #DearLordPleaseGiveMeTheStrengthNotToJumpOffACliffKThxBai
At Elixir. If you come here - which you must - i’ll make you a drink. As long as it has no more than 2 ingredients, citrus optional.
Reminder: All y’all better get your asses to Elixir tonight at 9pm to see me guest bartend for charity. I’ve had a hell of a day so BE THERE
I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t either tired, stressed, discouraged or frustrated. Also, irritable. #WhatADelightIAmLately
This is what happens when your hot rockstar guy friends are huge wusses & woo a bug out of their van using #MJ songs: http://bit.ly/BXZVO
Overheard (at dinner): “Is there an ‘add bacon button?’” Apparently, not here but I’m sure 1/2 of Web 2.0 sure fucking wishes there was.
I wanna hold your hand...er, I mean, paw →
SF crew, whatcha doing tomorrow night? Correct answer: Coming to my Charity Guest Bartending gig at Elixir. (16th & Guerrero) 9pm. DO IT.
RT@amazonmp3 Daily Deal: the Dodos’ Time to Die, available exclusively @amazonmp3 a week early. Today’s price: $2.99. http://bit.ly/AMP3
I’m at the datiest date place in San Francisco. I’d tell you where I’m at but did you read my description? Date. Place. #MYOB
Can’t decide which I’d like to tell to “Suck It” more: this traffic on 101 or the bullshit “Marine Layer” of fog ahead.
On the Google campus & just realized it’s the first time I’ve been back here since I left 2+ years ago. Strangely feel right at home…
Another day, another opportunity for my Mom to ask if I have a boyfriend yet or if I’ve finally decided to start freezing my eggs.
Moving announcements →
Well that night of “sleep” was pointless. Really, college final exam dreams STILL? After 10 years, REALLY? #OutdatedAnxietyDreamsAreLame
OMG. The Today Show is doing a full segment on cankles. What is this, the Onion News Network? CANKLES ARE NEWSWORTHY? Must be a slow day.
Absolutely bone-tired courtesy of moving ALL DAY. And my move isn’t until Thursday. At least my closet & kitchen are all moved in! #SleepNow
Really craving sushi right now & realized I haven’t had a thing to eat since a breakfast bagel at 10am. MUST. GET. FOOD.
Happy @LilaBelle loving our new back deck. Don’t officially move ‘til Thurs but taking advantage of it & laying out in this gorgeous weather
Reading my @23andMe reports. SUPER interesting, and apparently I’m somehow related to both the Buffetts: Warren AND Jimmy. SCORE!
Just scored tickets for @WeArePhoenix’s show here in September. 3 tix, $120.20. SERIOUSLY? FuckYouVeryMuch, TicketBastard!
What’s the proper protocol after leaving a yoga class b/c you were hungover & had the spins? Mimosas at brunch, naturally.
Know what doesn’t mix? Tequila shots on a Fri night & early Sat morning yoga. Downward dog w/the spins? HELL ON EARTH. #WalkedOutOfYoga
Should not complain about being wide awake at 7:30 after TWELVE HOURS of tequila-induced sleep, but this was NOT today’s plan. C’est la vie.
Tweeting to prove that I’m awake. Past 9pm. It’s a MIRACLE! (Ok. It’s only because I went to sleep at 7:45pm. Let’s not be TOO picky though)
Also, putting National Tequila Day on my cal for next year. So I can avoid it. Holy hell, I think I made a new best friend w/a geriatric.
There should be a way in a Twitter app to easily forward someone’s Tweet to your friend, if only to say “HOW did I EVER date him!?”
Every time I send a text, I’m afraid I sent it to the wrong person. Telling my Mom “please don’t bang a stripper!” doesn’t really make t …
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I’m with every bearded Canadian in SF. That’s NOT me complaining, merely bragging to my lady friends who are stupidly absent.
Listening to one of your favorite bands without earplugs is a devil’s bargain: authenticity vs your hearing. Rebellious yet fair trade.
The Weakerthans opening with my favorite song of theirs, NightWindows. Swoon.
I want to be a musician so I can get accolades after each of my tasks. Excel spreadsheet? Clap clap! RFP? Rousing applause!
Psyched to see Jason Collett & The Weakerthans tonight. Up first, though, a Poppy Jasper at the new Fly Bar.
I’m not sharing what area code it’s associated with but I just got the Google Voice phone number: AUB-REYS. Excuse me while I dance a jig.
Hands down the best wedding entrance EVER →
Hands down the best wedding entrance EVER. I’m just pissed that they thought of it before *I* did. http://digg.com/d3yKdn
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