February 2011
Finally something to help solve our horrible parking issue in our neighborhood. I should have THOUGHT of this app! http://www.parkcirca.com/
January 2011
Trying my best not to live-Tweet the #SAG Awards. BUT. Hillary Swank’s dress is a bad color & Clare Danes needs blotting paper. #OopsIFailed
My favorite app for texting friends overseas (for free): Whatsapp (@whatsappinc). Seriously awesome - instant + photos. Thx, @mr_Skene!
Baby shower weekend. Am the only single girl here. Discovered that I lose at husband/baby procurement but definitely win at libido. #TMI
Watching UNC annihilate NC State in basketball. While IN North Carolina. Only thing missing is a Blue Cup & some Bojangles. Go Heels!!
Off to Charlotte for the weekend w/my college roomies. Celebrating a forthcoming bundle o’ joy but feeling guilty; @Lilabelle turns 6 today!
It’s here (and with three days to spare!) My January 2011 Mix - ENJOY! http://aubs.me/hre0BX
bittersweet between my teeth: Aubs' January 2011... →
Am not one to pass along stupid cat videos, but holy mother of awesome, this had me in tears with laughter. http://aubs.me/h9QGGM
RT @eitan: obama just gave a shoutout to the internet!!!! i live there!
Had a delectable lunch with @jshugars. (And the food was pretty good too.) Miss that guy…so good to catch up! <3
Then again, the SIGNIFICANT things - the stuff that truly matters - are going pretty well. So, equilibrium reachieved. #MoreToComeREALLYSoon
And I spelled ‘Eric’ wrong! “@benparr: 8 of the Twitterverse’s Best Name Ideas for Eric Schmidt’s Rumored TV Show: http://on.mash.to/gncOVV”
Perfect day in San Francisco. #NoFilter @ Alamo Square http://instagr.am/p/BLMZE/
It’s days like this when I’m so glad I decided to stay. @ Crissy Field http://instagr.am/p/BLTEX/
Swizz Beatz looks a hell of a lot like the lead singer from Digital Underground. Keep waiting for him to launch into “Humpty Dance”
Proof that ToonPaint makes everything better: New version of me kicking the hell outta Tom last night. http://instagr.am/p/BKD6x/
If you’re squinting one eye & trying to focus the other on your Twitter iPhone app, methinks there should be a “GO TO SLEEP” autoreply here.
Math breaks my brain! RT: @shervin: Try adding your age you will be this year and the last 2 digits of your birth year…111. #brainexplodes
Just ran (hobbled on my bum knee) to catch a taxi; 2 drove by even with their lights on. FAIL. Called @Uber, they were here in 3 mins. WIN!
Related: I have a feeling I’m going to be in rare form today. Y’all have been forewarned.
Overheard: “Deer never learned how to milk a cow. But it would be rad if they did.” “I’d rather see a primate milking a goat, actually.”
I hereby nominate him - yes HIM - for the best outfit of the day. http://instagr.am/p/7NbI/
When one is trying to flip the tri-tip whilst lounging in the hot tub, one should watch her proximity to the grill. #SoNotAEuphemism
First day out! (Also, Instagramming from a cracked iPhone. Sad.) @ Squaw Valley Ski Resort http://instagr.am/p/68Ku/
On the bright side: at least I didn’t drop it in my jacuzzi tub. As I nearly did last night. As to why the phone was there: No Comment.
RT @mbaratz: If an earthquake happens and no one feels it, does it make a sound? well yes, yes it does. on twitter. #science
.@jeffrey Damn. I have heated seats, but no cold weather package. #NotAEuphemism
…which reminded me: I chose to hang with my last boyfriend instead of meeting Ryan Phillippe. Methinks that MAY have been the wrong choice