November152009

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I’m playing a fun game called “pretending my texts aren’t working” instead of the more likely reality that everyone is ignoring me.

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Barely avoided dropping a significant part of my paycheck at Agent Provacateur. Still assert that every woman should own a garter belt.

November142009

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Should your parties not also have handstand contests, well. We present you with: http://yfrog.com/832w3j

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At a party held in my honor in NYC. Overwhelmed by the amazing people here. Alas, holding my iPhone in my cleavage to pay homage to it. Duh.

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Somehow acquired a huge mosquito bite on my neck. Well, at least it’s not a hickey.

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You know it’s a good night when you call “going back to sleep at 10:30am” your morning nap. Alas, it was a very good night.

November132009

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Dinner with @rickwebb!! RT @RickWebb: 8:36PM: Lucky Strike with Aubrey http://flic.kr/p/7fumUQ

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Landed in NYC on a blustery day. Had forgotten about that winter season thing we lack in SF. OMY to our 1st adventure - get ready @rickwebb!

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Once - JUST ONCE - I would like to not feel horrifically carsick in a NYC taxi or towncar. Today isn’t that occasion. Ugh.

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Why yes, I WILL very much enjoy my First Class upgrade, replete w/mimosa breakfast. NYCers, y’all start your Happy Hour soon to stay on pace