If you’re squinting one eye & trying to focus the other on your Twitter iPhone app, methinks there should be a “GO TO SLEEP” autoreply here.
If you’re squinting one eye & trying to focus the other on your Twitter iPhone app, methinks there should be a “GO TO SLEEP” autoreply here.
Math breaks my brain! RT: @shervin: Try adding your age you will be this year and the last 2 digits of your birth year…111. #brainexplodes
Just ran (hobbled on my bum knee) to catch a taxi; 2 drove by even with their lights on. FAIL. Called @Uber, they were here in 3 mins. WIN!
Related: I have a feeling I’m going to be in rare form today. Y’all have been forewarned.
Overheard: “Deer never learned how to milk a cow. But it would be rad if they did.” “I’d rather see a primate milking a goat, actually.”
I hereby nominate him - yes HIM - for the best outfit of the day. http://instagr.am/p/7NbI/
When one is trying to flip the tri-tip whilst lounging in the hot tub, one should watch her proximity to the grill. #SoNotAEuphemism
First day out! (Also, Instagramming from a cracked iPhone. Sad.) @ Squaw Valley Ski Resort http://instagr.am/p/68Ku/
On the bright side: at least I didn’t drop it in my jacuzzi tub. As I nearly did last night. As to why the phone was there: No Comment.
RT @mbaratz: If an earthquake happens and no one feels it, does it make a sound? well yes, yes it does. on twitter. #science
